Pixels (2015) Review

“You smell so nice, like the book of Genesis.” I think it’s safe to say I’m really not the biggest fan of Adam Sandler. Considering his recent output, I don’t think anyone with any sense could be. Sandler has been churning out a steady stream of shit since the early days of his film career (in spite of […]

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The Nice Guys (2016) Review

“You’re the world’s worst detectives.” The Nice Guys is Shane Black’s latest irreverent buddy movie, starring Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe as two very different crime solvers drawn into the same mystery. Like nearly all of the previous films Black’s written and/or directed (Lethal Weapon, The Last Boy Scout, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Kiss Kiss Bang […]

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The Trust (2016) Review

“You know the drill.” Here we are once again; staring into the abyss that is Nicolas Cage’s VOD career. The one time Mongolian dinosaur skull owner returns to Vegas, the home of his Oscar winning performance in Leaving Las Vegas for The Trust, a tiny movie with tiny movie star; Elijah Wood. Quite surprisingly, The Trust is pretty good, great even, […]

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X-Men: Apocalypse Review (Mild Spoilers)

“Everything they’ve built will fall! And from the ashes of their world, we’ll build a better one!” Following up Days of Future Past was never going to be an easy job but if anyone was going to do it right then you’d think it’d be Bryan Singer (director of DoFP, and X-Men 1 and 2). Unfortunately X-Men: Apocalypse never really lives up to it’s […]

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